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  • If your a real man and have vowed to strike fear into the heart of every frosty bottled beverage with your samurai like breaching technique, then this shirt is for you. After all, "if you teach a man to breach then No Beer IS Safe"!
  • No Beer is Safe comes in 3 colors
  • No Beer is Safe T-Shirt is the perfect complement to your Bottle Breacher.
  • Venetian Gray
  • Heather Gray
  • Venetian Black
  • If your a real man and have vowed to strike fear into the heart of every frosty bottled beverage with your samurai like breaching technique, then this shirt is for you. After all, "if you teach a man to breach then No Beer IS Safe"!

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No Beer is Safe Breacher T-Shirt

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NO BEER IS SAFE BREACHER T-SHIRT

No Beer is Safe T-Shirt is the perfect complement to your Bottle Breacher. 
- Features Bottle Breacher's No Beer is Safe design on the front
- 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon
- Machine wash cold 
- Do NOT bleach or iron decoration 
- Tumble dry low 
- Available in Men's: Medium, Large, X-Large and XX-Large
- Depending on your computer or mobile device, colors may vary

THE "WHY" BEHIND THE PRODUCT
If you want a bottle opener head over to the dollar store and pick one up after calling your Mom to borrow $3, and make sure it says made in China on it. If your a real man and have vowed to strike fear into the heart of every frosty bottled beverage with your samurai like breaching technique, then this shirt is for you. After all, "if you teach a man to breach then No Beer IS Safe"!

SHIRT SIZING
We encourage you to size up as shirts run small after washing 

SHIPPING TIMES
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  1. Great fitting T-shirt

    Posted by Jack on 27th Aug 2016

    Some T-shirts fit better than others. This T-shirt fits me perfectly. I love the way the material feels. I've washed it twice and it seems like it will hold up well.

  2. Soft, quality t-shirt

    Posted by Deb on 19th May 2016

    Ordered shirt for my husband, the material is very soft and high quality plus true to size. He received an XXL.

  3. Nice quality but fits a little small

    Posted by Steve on 21st Apr 2016

    I normally wear an XL but this XL shirt fits fairly tight. If I were to order again, I would order one size bigger. Its made of a thin, stretchy material (50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon) so I guess its meant more as a muscle shirt.

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