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Happiness is Breaching a Cold One T-Shirt

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  • Buy 5 - 9 and get 5% off
  • Buy 10 or above and get 7% off

Buy More Save More

Must be same SKU

  • Buy 5 - 9 and get 5% off
  • Buy 10 or above and get 7% off

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The Happiness is Breaching a Cold One T-Shirt is the perfect complement to your Bottle Breacher. No matter your style, the Bottle Breacher "Happiness Is" T-shirt makes everyone look good! Choose from numerous cool beer shirts and merchandise here today! 
- Features Bottle Breacher's Happiness is Breaching a Cold One design on the front
- 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon
- Machine wash cold 
- Do NOT bleach or iron decoration 
- Tumble dry low 
- Available in Men's: Medium, Large, X-Large and XX-Large
- ONLY available in Vintage Black or Venetian Grey.  All other colors have been discontinued.

If you love this Happiness is Breaching T-Shirt, shop the Women's version!


Whether you're on your couch watching the playoffs, knee deep in the 9 to 5 rat race, or hanging with your boys at your favorite bar, nothing equals happiness for a man's man like knowing his made in the USA Bottle Breacher is standing by, ready to ensure that NO beer is safe! Breacher Up!

We encourage you to size up as shirts run small after washing 

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5 Reviews

  • 3
    XL too tight

    Posted by Roger Schang on 24th Apr 2018

    Loved the look of the shirt but it was not a USA XL and does not fit. I need to reorder and specify 2X which I should have learned from past experiences with other companies. The medium I bought for a friend fit him very well. Just being honest. I'm still a customer!!!

  • 5
    True to size, quality shirt

    Posted by Unknown on 29th Aug 2017

    The slogan is awesome and the shirt is quality made. True to size also.

  • 4

    Posted by Cindy on 26th Jul 2016

    Love the saying on this shirt! The material is very soft and comfy to feel. The sizes may run a bit smaller or maybe XXXL should have been offered. Otherwise, my hubby liked the shirt!

  • 5
    T-shirt Review

    Posted by Donita Dalton on 7th Jul 2016

    Loved the shirt and it was delivered quickly! Great products from a great company! Giving to my love on his birthday in a couple weeks. #breacherup!

  • 5
    Happiness is Breaching a Cold One In Style...In Style

    Posted by Agent of Chaos on 1st Jun 2016

    This is the ultimate shirt to show that you breach a cold one in style. This shirt is comfortable, fits well and just looks cool. It includes the M2, bullets and beers in its design. Seriously, what more could you want? I love mine and wear it proudly!

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